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McSweeney’s



I’ve written a few pieces for comedy site McSweeney’s. Here they are:

  • List: As a Barista, These are the Wi-Fi Passwords I Wish My Coffeeshop Had
  • Frankly, I’m Shocked This Murderer Turned Out to Actually Be a Murderer
  • QUIZ: Are You a Freelancer or a Running Back in the NFL?